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08 Mar

::joke of the day::

A man escapes from prison where he has been incarcerated for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife: “Listen, this guys an escaped convict! Look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist. Don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter what, No matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, Honey. I love you!”

To which the wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, and thought you were cute. And he asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, Honey. I love you too.”

 
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Posted by on March 8, 2004 in crash and burn

 

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