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12 Jan

mathematics of life

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to giveMORE than 100%? Ever wonder about thosepeople who say they are giving more than 100%. We have all been to those meetings wheresomeone wants you to give over 100%. How aboutachieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?Here’s a little mathematical formula that might helpyou answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V WX Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 1920 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that

While Hard work and Knowledge will get youclose, and Attitude willget you there, it’s the Bullshit and ass kissing thatwill put you over the top.

*source:
Friendster Bulletin Board.

 
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Posted by on January 12, 2005 in crash and burn

 

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