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and the sweetness continues..

08 Mar

nothing sweet today actually, other than kena sindir 3-4 kali. ahahha during the daily morning meeting, the superior stressing on passport thingy.

“lepas ni those who in charge of any model, shall have passport. lebih2 lagi lepas ni kita akan byk kerja dgn singapore counterparts..” sambil ckp2 dia tgk muka aku.

aku pandang langit. ahahahha

ntah. bila2 la nnt gi buat passport. skrg nama aku asyik naik je. the manager almost kill me this morning when one of major problem occured during previous stage before shipment, reoccured – today at 10 am!

demm i cursed myself that time, how could i be so careless? did i print out the problem list? did i cleared out all the problems before shipment? i checked my messy documents, and it is there. i did check! how could things go wrong? oh my oh my.. kaki dah menggigil, hati dah sebak dan berat. how could i be so careless? why!!

i collected another new production set, and check the symptom. wey hey!!!! tak ada! they could see my air muka berubah. lega nak mampus.

“hey awak ni. saya dah nak ambil pisau bunuh diri” kata nyonya the boss.

“oh, saya ingat Miss T nak bunuh saya”

Manager menyampuk, “if this problem leak out to the market, it is not as easy as bunuh you tau. i’ll make sure u suffer”

ahahahahhaha.. aku dah fikir nak resign dah.

at 3pm, i discovered that the main unit that i’ve been using this morning is not the final unit. damn it! penat je aku panic. mmg unit tu defect pun!

how could i be so careless..

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ajek!

  1. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up ajek.
  2. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in ajek.
  3. Ajekomancy is the art of telling the future with ajek.
  4. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and ajek!
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of ajek is blue.
  6. Ajek has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
  7. Europe is the only continent that lacks ajek!
  8. Never store ajek at room temperature!
  9. Two thirds of the world’s eggplant is grown in ajek!
  10. Grapes explode if you put them inside ajek!
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gila ah! ridiculously funny! especially #6 and #8.

and tuty goes..

 

 

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Tuty!

  1. The tuty-fighting market in the Philippines is huge – several thousand tuty-fights take place there every day!
  2. Only twelve people have ever set foot on tuty!
  3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled tuty.
  4. Tuty is the sacred animal of Thailand.
  5. Tuty cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
  6. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and tuty.
  7. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill tuty.
  8. If you drop tuty from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
  9. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing tuty!
  10. Tuty kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
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check out #10! how on earth that #2 is ever exist!

 
4 Comments

Posted by on March 8, 2006 in simply random

 

4 responses to “and the sweetness continues..

  1. litium

    March 9, 2006 at 10:11 am

    oh aku pernah kene mcm tu…. involving customer’s database and money. gila ah! bila dah sedar buat silap besar, seram sejuk beb.. ape aku nak cerite kat boss nih… tapi seb baik aku berjaya betulkan… nak terberak aku cuak… hauhauhuahua

     
  2. aLkamiL

    March 10, 2006 at 12:34 am

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Kemi!
    1. Kemi is incapable of sleep.
    2. A lump of kemi the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
    3. Only one person in two billion will live to be kemi!
    4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to kemi is 10:1.
    5. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil kemi.
    6. Women shoplift four times more frequently than kemi!
    7. It can take kemi several days to move just through one tree!
    8. There are six towns named kemi in the United States.
    9. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of kemi in your ear 700 times.
    10. About 100 people choke to death on kemi each year.
    kamilla tak best, kemi best sket😀
    #3 best! hebatnye kemi tu :p ehehehhe #8 pon best.. #1 tak btol lgsg!!! ehehhe

     
  3. ashka

    March 10, 2006 at 6:55 am

    Ten Top Trivia Tips about Nadia!

    1.Devoid of her cells and proteins, nadia has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
    2.If you break nadia, you will get seven years of bad luck!
    3.Nadia is worth her weight in gold – literally!
    4.A nadiaometer is used to measure nadia!
    5.American Airlines saved forty thousand dollars a year by eliminating nadia from each salad served in first class.
    6.Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by nadia.
    7.Astronauts get taller when they are in nadia.
    8.Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of nadia in your ear 700 times.
    9.Nadia is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
    10.Some people in Malaysia bathe their babies in beer to protect them from nadia.

    astaghfirullahal’azim…. (No.10…;P)

     
  4. altuty

    March 10, 2006 at 10:37 pm

    no 8 for nadia sama dgn 9 kemi.
    lawak gell!!! nadia #2 tu mcm kena sumpah je.

    FUNNY!

     

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